1.Balls
Welcome, welcome to the show
Listen, as we tell you all you need to know
About chicks and fighting,
And...and moto
But mostly, check out these balls!
Balls!
My big, fat, hairless balls! (BALLS!)
Your mouth, your mouth can't fit it all! (ALL!)
A tiger, a tiger goes roar! (ROAR!)
So if you're hot and your cookie's shaved,
Taintstick is fucking you all! Yeah!
That's right! Here I am, here we are! We're way better than you,
'cuz guess what？ You suck! We're fucking awesome! How does it
feel to be awesome？ I'm not telling you! 'Cuz you suck so bad,
you don't deserve to know how fuckin' awesome we are! We're
amazingly awesome! I've got fire! In my balls and my eyes! My
eyes and my balls are on fire! Everybody I know in the band is
on fire! We're fucking burning right now!
Oh, balls! Yeah
Fuck, I suck!
2.Six Pounds Of Sound
3.Apple Juice
Hey Dude
You're cool
I really think you are
Do you feel like
Grabbin a quick bite
And rollerblading in the park？
Let me tell you a little bit about myself
I ain't fakin I love Clay Aiken
And Teddy Bears and what Paris wears as well
(Chorus)
I like Parties
And Beer
And I think that I'd like you
To get started
Right here
Let's get some Applejuice
(Verse 2)
Hey Man
There's a flower
We can sniff for hours and hours
Or instead
I'll give you head
If my mom catches us
We'll both be dead
Tell me more
All the things that you like best
Like Fall Out Boy, AFI, and Ryan Seacrest
(Chorus)
If you like Parties
And Beers
They why don't I do you
And we'll get started
Right here
Let's get some Apple Juice
My penis
Your rear
I'll wipe off all the pooh
It's your chance to
Come out queer
COOL!
Let's get some Applejuice
4.Moto Dick
I'm the man
With the plan
Let's get started
Hit the track
Wanna watch me flip
Gettin beav
Like my boy Cary Hart did
So give it a kick
And ride my Moto Dick
(Chorus)
MOTO DICK
(bitches wanna ride it)
MOTO DICK
(it ain't hard to find)
MOTO DICK
(none of you can fight it)
MOTO DICK
(up between ya thighs)
Verse 2
Gettin paid
Gettin laid for my nack nacks
Hangin out with the Reed on the scene
Hit the club
Check that chick
She's got back back
She's a four stroke
Ya know what I mean
(Chorus)
MOTO DICK
(bitches wanna ride it)
MOTO DICK
(it ain't hard to find)
MOTO DICK
(none of you can fight it)
MOTO DICK
(up between ya thighs)
Verse 3
Drinkin booze
Free Tattoos
And a neckbrace
Kat Von Dee is a dude not a chick
All you ladies
Just wait for my next race
To give it a kick
And ride my Moto Dick
(Chorus)
MOTO DICK
MOTO DICK
MOTO DICK
MOTO DICK
MOTO DICK
(bitches wanna ride it)
MOTO DICK
(it ain't hard to find)
MOTO DICK
(none of you can fight it)
MOTO DICK
(up between the eyes)
Kawasaki Mutha Fuckas
5.Handjob
6.Monkeys Of War
Macacases, gorillas and chimpanzees
Trying to bring the world down to its knees
They've been planning their attack for centuries
but they better watch their backs, cause they wont get me
Now listen to me good all you fucking baboons
i am the Truth and im the Prophet of Doom
Im gonna reach into your women and pull out their wombs
The end is on its way and i'm coming for you
Watchout!
look at em run, look at em hide, look at em fall
They are the Monkeys of war
nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, nowhere at all
They are the monkeys of war
We will decide who lives and who dies and who hears the call
They are the monkeys of war
Look at em run, look at em hide look at em fall
they are the monkeys of war
monkeys to the left and right of me
Dragging all the children up into the trees
Ill be bringing down the pain on the whole species
They are not the only one that can throw feces
Now hear me all you apes Im the fucking best
Im gonna save the human race and erase the rest
By the time that I am finished there be no one left
Im gonna carve my moms name into your moms check
Come on
Sooner or later there comes a time
When every man must put his life on the line
If he wants to survive
Against the Monkeys of war
so you can wake up now or keep on thinking im insane
but you want be saying that when a monkey eats your brain
When he eats your brains!
7.Load
The World is dying, there's no air left to breath
And all we care about is stupid celebrities
And all the talk of war and election years
We never listened to the kids and the things they fear
These are things that I don't care about
There's just one thing that makes me wanna shout
Why can't I shoot a load on your face？
Forget the world it's a messed up place
There's no tomorrow, there's no time to waste
Just let me put a load on your face
A girl is born with too many legs
Iraqi people are forced to steal and beg
Katrina came and left so many dead
The children pray, they pray for their daily bread
There's nothing I wouldn't do, to get it all over you
I love you baby and that's the truth, and if you love me you
want me to
There are things that I don't care about
That make you cry, that make you want to shout
But all I'm thinking is 'When can I pull it out？'
Why can't I shoot a load on your face？
Forget the world it's a messed up place
There's no tomorrow, there's no time to waste
Just let me put a load on your face
Why can't I put a load on your face？
Heard what you said about 'Hating the taste'
What better way to finish the day
Just let me put a load on your face
The Earth is dying, but I don't give a shit
I've got a load
So who feels like catching it？
8.Fuck Your Face
All you mother fuckers in the fucking place its time to fuck you
fuckers up
you think tough, you think your so fucking cool
i fucked your mom cause she's a fucking tool
Ill fuck your face, im fucking your face
ill fuck your face, im fucking your face
ill fuck your face, im fucking your face
ill fuck your face, im fucking your face
you want a war, ill got a fucking war
im the fucking future, fuck your fucking past
and in time im gonna fuck your mind
with a fucking snake shoved up my fucking ass
you fucking bitches think your so fucking hot
you fucking bitches think we're gonna fuck
i wouldnt let you bitches touch my cock
you think we're fucking, well you're shit out of luck
I dont want the cookie, dont want your ass or your tits too
all i want is your face babe
fuck that shit til its turns blue
some people think its wrong, some chicks get turned on
would it help if i said please baby get down on your knees
all you bands with all your bitch ass fans
go fuck yourselfs you bunch of fucking tools
fuck this, fuck that, fuck it all, fuck me, fuck them, fuck you!
9.A6k
The trims carbon fiber, i got screens in the visors
you'll be dead on arrival, when you see my machine
DeModas are blacked out, makes big foot look cracked out
you know you'll get smacked down
the shit is obscene
ride all day in my a6k
all you pt cruisers, get out of my way
put in the tinkerbell dvd and just press play
cause im rollin hard in my a6k
Check out the twin pipes, they stick out the right side
bitches wonder who's inside, well too bad its me
watch out for the kid seat, the toys under your feat
and snookie tells fifty
'Keep your fur off the seats'
If you need some proof, my names in the roof
...give me shoes, free shoes, fuck you
VMOD's in the dash, motosaki in back
on my way to the track, to laps and kick ass
you want it, i got it, steve built it, he fucking killed it
He made it faster, made it lighter
im the future, the green knight rider YEAH!
I tell time by my nixon, get checked out by the chicks
and you should all quit your bitchin, A6k's all i need
Well that and my dagger, my wife's stoked that i tg her
cause me and this truck are baby making machines
Ride all day in my a6k
all you pussies on scooters get out of my way
put in the ariel dvd and just press play
cause im rollin hard in my a6k
10.Sir Eagle Cock III
Back in the time, before time began
When the evil sea turtles
The imagining gunts
The neckless raccoons
And the much feared bush pigs of Dick Doo walked the Earth
One man stood for justice, for truth, for all of us
This is his story
Handed down from generation to generation
This is all true
Join me now the tale
The greatest you've ever heard
The bravest of men
The slayer of guns
Sir Eagle Cock III
He comes from these places to Magical World
Where things are just not quite real
Where a man with no legs runs a charity race
And could still finger Jessica Biel
The man with no penis has come to redeem us
And save us from all we fear
The turtles of doom and the vaginas of groomed
And the gerbils of ridged gear
Theres a man you can count on on gravity mountain
And always is up for fun
If your chick has a friend
He will always pretend that the bitch isn't ugly or dumb
There once was a time with out reason or rhyme
When the one legged sea turtle woke
It was death or romance so off came his pants
And he gave her a charity poke
So gather round children be silent and listen to stories you've
never heard
Of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of Dick Doo
A hero who's half man half bird
If you think you've seen it you only have dreamed it
Cuz eagles have no dick or balls
A cock in the moly has no baloney
Our hero has no cock at aaaaaaaaalllllll
11.Dr. Banger's Mix
12.I Love Tiger, I Love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
I love Tiger, I love Fifty
13.F＊k Ur Face (Clean Version)
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